England – Last week, a 64-year-old man in England was DRUNK, spotted a snowman on the street – and decided to HAVE SEX WITH IT. By the time he was done, the snowman was destroyed and he had FROSTBITE on his JUNK.
Girlfriends are soooooo frustrating. I’m out there looking for Mrs. right, when all they’re looking for is Mr. right now. It’s so hard for us guys. Am I right fellas?! Take this hopeless romantic, Kenneth Guillespie. Probably just had his heart broken again. He goes out, has a couple pints to drown his sorrows, and meets what he hopes is another chance at love. And what happens? It turns out to be a snowwomen. And the topper? She gives him frostbite. Always wrap it up fellas. Keep faith Kenneth, you’ll find Mrs. Right someday!!