Yahoo – After a day on the ski slopes, you want to cozy up around a fire back at the lodge, but at the Iglu-Dorf hotel in Davos, Switzerland, that’s probably not a good idea. Why? Because you might melt the hotel, which is built out of snow. Rooms are a “cozy” and constant 32 degrees, and range from the jaw-dropping price of $170 to $580 per night.
Maybe I am the weird one, but I am not paying a fucking dime to stay in an igloo. Why? Its simple really, I am not 10 anymore. Sure when I was a kid and there was a big snow storm, I was the first kid out there building a fort. Shit was legendary. The show Bob the Builder was based on my snow forts. It was originally called Tom the Builder, but the creators of the show decided to change it because of their love of alliteration.
If I am spending that kind of coin on a hotel room, it needs to have a N64 controller. That’s non negotiable. I don’t care that its $15 an hour to play, sometimes daddy just needs to get his 1080 Snowboarding on. So enjoy freezing your ass off, I will be eating the best room service chicken fingers $30 can buy and watching them big ole titties bounce after I take first place in the Redwoods in Cruisin USA.
– Tommy Westside