GWINNETT COUNTY, GA –It’s an alleged inside job that has ruffled some feathers – two storage facility employees accused of stealing $65,000 in frozen Tyson chicken wings.Exactly how much chicken was stolen? One five-pound bag of frozen Tyson’s chicken wings sells for about $12.50. If you do the math, that’s about 26,000 pounds of wings.
You know why I would love to be at Renaldo Jackson and Dewayne Patterson’s Super Bowl Party? I wouldn’t have to worry about everyone getting their fair share of wings. I would have the freedom to eat as many as I want. Hear me out. I HATE being that guy who hogs all the food at a Super Bowl party or any social gathering for that matter. It’s always in the back of my head. Did I take too much buffalo chicken dip? What’s the standard etiquette for taking cookies? 2, 4, 10? Is it cool if I grab another beer? I hope no one’s looking while I double dip… It’s a psychological mind field. But at Renaldo and Dewayne’s I wouldn’t have a care in the world. Just hanging out, eating as many wings as I want. Probably chatting about which commercial was our favorite. Oh you want me to pass the Marzetti’s blue cheese Dewayne? No problem ace.