Quotes from Randy Moss today at Media Day:
“I do believe I am the greatest receiver in NFL history. No disrespect to Jerry Rice.”
“If I did have an imaginary girlfriend I never told anybody about it.”
“I collect every game check and my family spends it.”
This is why Randy Moss gets it. He’s playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Have you seen his numbers this season? Of course not. They’re terrible. Like 3 touchdowns and under 500 yards receiving. But none of that matters. While he announces that he’s the best WR to ever play the game, and Jerry Rice sprints to the ESPN stats room to put up his numbers side by side with Moss’, guess what no one else is talking about. That awkward QB controversy that the 49er’s now don’t have to worry about. Every talking head wondering how Alex Smith is going to respond to questions about Kaepernick are blown out of the water because Moss is gabbing about his family spending all his cash, or Manti and his fake girl problems. “Oh Randy why do you say these crazy things??” Because he’s a genius.