Yahoo – The New York Post has revealed that Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Marino fathered a child in 2005 with a then-production assistant at CBS.
Dan Marino is such a good family man he needed a second one to prove how good of a father he is. What is that old saying? Don’t shit where you bang (Great use of the you understood as the subject Tom, thanks 4th grade english teacher). Yeah I think thats how the saying goes. I mean this is Day 1 stuff Dan. The 2nd day of the famous people adultery symposium (its a real thing) would probably focus on putting a condom on a banana (Most celebrities miss this day because 68% of all celebrity affairs end in a love child – People.com). Dan must have been busy not winning the Super Bowl during those days.
Gone are the days where Dan Marino annoyed us with how he’s a great quarterback without a ring and honestly I am going to miss those days after this snafu. There is no way Boomer Esaison makes it past week three without making a joke about this and for that we thank you Boomer.
PS – At least he banged her instead of sending pics of his baby dick like that freak New York Jet Brett Favre.
– Tommy Westside