Forbes – “There are two separate entities: your on-field career and your off-field career. Half of the time, we sacrifice so much for our on-field performance. When it is all over and done, though, what do we have to show for it? While most people are climbing the corporate ladder, we are starting fresh because most of us don’t have job experience coming out of college,” Matthews noted.
Well Clay Matthews just became number one on my “God I fucking hope he’s poor after his career” big board. I am not too surprised by the recent developments because I have always despised Clay Matthews. He has a very punchable face and there really is not much he can do to change that.
The article starts off harmless enough, but the quote “when it is all over and done, what do we have to show for it?” made me so angry I wanted to make a baby cry. Not one of those ugly babies, but an adorable baby, a gerber baby. Only sick people make gerber babies cry, but this quote makes me want to scream at a gerber baby till it cries.
What will you have to show for it? O I don’t know probs a smoking hot wife, 3 slam pieces on the side, a moderately priced mansion the size of the white house since your living in bumble fuck Green Bay, and about $30 million in the bank account. That sounds like the definition of hell on earth. This isn’t even factoring in all the money he’s owed from his days as a member of the Rohirrim.
PS – There is no way King Theodin had to deal with bros in the Rohirrim complaining about concussions. They were just happy to not be killed and get their share of gruel for the day. Rog has got it so tough.