So earlier today my esteemed colleague posted a few pictures of Kat Denning proclaiming this Chunky Brewster was someone who could get my pants to tighten. Puke buckets. There is no doubt she has got some impressive sweater monsters. Boobs for days. It is all downhill after that though.
In all of those pictures she doesn’t open her mouth to smile once. I am not one of those creep shows who has to tuck it back in his sweats due to a smile, but what she hiding here? My guess a big set of horse teeth. Teeth as big as her boobs. Half of her pics also make it look like she has two lazy eyes. Its just not something I can get on board with, call me crazy but the downsy look isn’t a good one.
Both of those things are semantics really compared to the fact she is always the most annoying character on the screen. 40 Year Old Virgin? She couldn’t get off the screen fast enough in between complaining about being a virgin. Um news flash, girls can have sex whenever they want, the fact your not getting laid should tell you something. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist? Might be the worst movie ever made.
“Well Tom what the shit does this have to do with how hot she is?” Its simple, if she was hot she would not have annoyed the bejeezus out of me in these movies. Its a fact as old as time, if a girl is hot, it takes 50 times longer to annoy us. Sorry ugly chicks, its just science. Case in point Zoey Deschanel. You think New Girl would be half as popular if she was ugly. Not a chance, but she is hot so her annoying personality is not recognized.