So, today the Ravens had their Super Bowl Victory Parade, and as much as I’ve bagged on them in the past, and even though they lost me money, it was pretty cool I guess. Starting out at city hall, riding around in humvee’s, ending in a packed M&T stadium. Always pretty cool to see because as a fan you think of the one day that your team is gonna have a parade. Unless you’re a Masshole and you guys have like 2-3 parades every other year (everyone hates you). But it got me thinking, what were some of the best moments all time moments of any teams victory parade.
5. Pat Riley Guarantees Another Championship (1987)
The balls on this guy. I mean in today’s day age with the media this would never fly. I’m sure Stephen A. and Skip would lose their shit if someone said that today. Constant coverage throughout the next season. Pressure after every loss. But guess what? When you got Showtime you can make these, and he was right.
4. Steve Kerr Talks About Him Taking the Game Winning Shot in 1997
This is pretty hilarious. Kerr just having his fun, poking at MJ and Scottie. MJ is laughing it up, but I’m sure in his head MJ wants to take him back to UA and bet him $50k a shot.
3. Chase Utley, “World Fucking CHAMPIONS!” (2008)
The best part about this video is everyones reaction to what Utley says. Just eat it up. Philly fans man. One fan base I would never show up to in opposing colors. Unless I had a death wish.
2. Kaner Just Getting Absolutely Blasted at the Blackhawks Parade (2010)
This is another case of, “You just won our city the [insert any championship trophy here] and you can do whatever the hell you want.” Kaner just getting beers from the fans. Poppin’ em open with his teeth. Talking about that hilarious cab driver story, and the city just lovin’ every minute of it. Guarantee at some point Kaner had to go back and watch this video the next week just to see what he actually did, because there’s no chance he remembers this whole day.
1. The Maddog’s 2001 “Who Let The Dog’s Out????” Speech
If you don’t like Mark Madsen than you’re a bad person. Guy is animal. Thanks the fans. Let’s out an exasperated “YEAHHHH.” And drops the WHO LET THE DOGS OUT line. And even talks in spanish for the illegals out there is Cali. I give it a 10.
If I forgot anything let me know. And if you disagree I’ll go Kat Dennings defense attorney on you.