So, yesterday Tommy Westside gave his response to the question, “Is Kat Dennings Hot?” He said she wasn’t. Making it abundantly clear that he disagrees with my opinions. That’s okay. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Except when they differ from mine and I must defend them to the death. No worries KD, I got your back.
Argument 1) “My guess a big set of horse teeth. Teeth as big as her boobs.”
Teeth as the dealbreaker? Man if only I had other celebs that are hot and also had less than perfect smiles…Oh wait…
BOOM! Emily Blunt- huge teeth. Jewel (yeah the singer from the 90’s)- crooked teeth. Hilary Duff- Teeth bigger than Tiger Woods. All these chicks are hot. All maybe have a slight flaw with their teeth. Dealbreaker? I say nay.
2) “Half of her pics also make it look like she has two lazy eyes.”
I can see how you would get confused with eye makeup and lazy eyes. Actually no, I can’t. Because clearly when you’re in the biz you no what eyeliner is. Let’s go to the pictures for a little proof.
No makeup in the first pic. Lots in the second. Hottie all around. Boom roasted. NEXT
Argument 3) “Fact as old as time, if a girl is hot, it takes 50 times longer to annoy us. Sorry ugly chicks, its just science. Case in point Zoey Deschanel. You think New Girl would be half as popular if she was ugly. Not a chance, but she is hot so her annoying personality is not recognized.”
I thought Westside had me cornered here. Like, he makes a good point, hot girls do get away with being annoying? But than he used Zooey Deschannel as the crux of his argument. “Case in point.” So I thought about her notable acting roles. The depressing movie that is 500 Days of Summer. Jim Carrey’s continued downslide in Yes Man. New Girl, of which I’ve seen a couple episodes. And my conclusion on all of them. Zooey Deschannel is annoying as fugg. Can’t stand the girl. And her hottness does not supersede her annoyingness. Don’t believe me?…
If you watched that whole clip you’re a complete liar. Brutal. So I…like…ummmmm. REST MY CASE.