Chicago Suntimes – At the behest of local Ald. Matt O’Shea (19th), who helped the parade make a family-oriented comeback last year, the Police Committee agreed to throw the book at those caught drinking on the public way within 200 feet of a parade in progress.
I’m surprised this didn’t show up in Sport’s Illustrated’s Sign of the Apocalypse. Who would have thought people in Chicago wanted to get drunk at a parade on St. Patrick’s Day. Getting drunk on St. Patty’s Day is an American as stealing land from Native Americans. Its what we do. I for one am appalled this man is an elected official. Look bro, we get it. You are upset your brothers, Kevin and Danny, wouldn’t put you on the water tower at the end of Little Giants. You need to get over it and stop taking it out on the rest of us. I for one hope people get slammed at this parade on green beer for. . .