Yahoo – Curious what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie serve celebrity guests like George Clooney or Quentin Tarantino out at their Chateau Miraval residence in France? Well, wonder no more, because the power couple is set to release their first wine next month! They will make their debut with a new rosé from their 1,000-acre estate. The rosé, which the couple originally called “Pink Floyd,” will now be called Miraval.
First off, I included this picture from the article because people needed to see how much of a rock star Brad Pitt is. Brad is just dripping sex in those shades. Once Bono sees this pic he will be instantly shamed into switching over to a pair of $5 Foakleys he bought while saving children in Africa.
Secondly, if you don’t think I have pre ordered 30 of these bottles already you are insane. Shit will be flying off the shelves when it comes out and I will be prepared. While you idiots are sipping on Yellow Tail with some fatties, I’ll be enjoying a bottle of Miraval with my girl Malia in 4 to 5 years. Suck it nerds.
PS – The idea of drinking wine that doesn’t come from a bag is mildly depressing. The signs of growing old.