So last week I posted a video of the Plastics doing the Jingle Bell Rock and it got me thinking who the hottest of the Fabulous Four is today. Yes when I say Fabulous I mean Faaaabbbbuuuulllloooouuuussss, like a stereotypical gay man would say. If you were to rank these bodacious babes at the time of Mean Girls It would probably look something this:
1a) Lindsay Lohan as Cady Herron
1b) Rachel McAdams as Regina George
1c) Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Weiners
4) Amanda Seyfried as Karen Smith
There is literally no way we can come to an agreement on the first three. Just three gorgeous girls and I am willing to bet it would be pretty even mix of people thinking which one of these three was the hottest. This was Lindsay Lohan in her prime: boobs for days, sassy red hair, and the drugs hadn’t made her go crazy yet. Rachel McAdams played the initially unattainable popular girl who eventually ends up with the JV gunslinger with the heart of gold like a pro. Lacey Chabert was also the “Perfect Girl” in Not Another Teen Movie and had the last name Weiners, enough said. The only thing I am pretty sure we can all agree on from this movie is that Amanda Seyfried was the ugly duckling of the group. Not really sure how she got the gig in the first place. However, much like the ugly duckling, Amanda Seyfried has become the beautiful swan and its why she’s my number 1 hottest plastic today.
1. Amanda Seyfried. BAM. Straight Fire. Chick is such a babesicle, I can’t handle it. She gets my nod for the hottest plastic currently.
2. Rachel McAdams. Whether its blonde or brunette hair, this girl is beautiful. You know the chick is good looking when I could care less that she has the haircut of a 50 year old mother of three.
3. Lacey Chabert. Classic big boobed, pretty faced babe. Can’t go wrong with that.
4. Lindsay Lohan. If you would have told me when Mean Girls came out that Lohan would go off her rocker and become borderline gross, I probably would have said she’s a child star and that makes sense. If it happened to the Olsen twins it would definitely happen to the Lohan twins. (There was two of them in the parent trap and their parents killed the less talented one off. Don’t believe me thats fine. I know what I know.) Its still sad to see though. Girl has a banging body, but that face is BUSTED.
So let us know what you think. I tried to find a pic where they are all dolled up and than a slutty one to give you an overall look of these ladies work today. Of course by slutty I mean a pic where a woman is celebrating her sexuality because feminists I am on your side. And before people cry foul on that disgusting Lohan pic, I could have used much worse. Tried to make it a fair representation of where these chicks are today.