So, every since the Grammy’s I’ve been reading way too much about Katy Perry and John Mayer. I didn’t know this was an actual thing. I kind of just thought they were messing around, or maybe getting together for a collaboration or something but apparently this is for real. And it got me thinking about John Mayer and just the mass amounts of bombshell celebrity tail that he wheels. I also started thinking who else has ever pulled in as much as him. You got your other actors like Gosling and DiCaprio that can rake. And than Derek Jeter came to mind. This guy has a list of girlfriends that could rival that of Mayer or any man on the planet. So I thought, if you could switch places with one of these studs and have their lives from before they were famous till now who would you chose? Girlfriend galleries obviously included, and can you say…eskimo bros. Let’s go to the tale of the tape.
John Mayer: 7 time grammy winner. He obviously sings and plays the guitar, but just in case we all weren’t as musically gifted enough as Mayer, he can play: the piano, harmonica, clarinet, violin, and percussion. And all that means smoke-bombs for days in the lady department. Enjoy…(listed alphabetically)
Derek Jeter: 5 time World Series Champ. World Series MVP. 13x All Star. And El Capitan of the Yanks for pretty much the last decade. So pretty much runs New York. Check out these jersey chasers…
So, I was going to give the back and forth for each guy and talk about how they one up the other, but this is a landslide. Not even close. I would 100% change lives with Derek Jeter over Mayer. Professional athlete. King of New York. He’s got a fistful of rings. And he is one of the most likable athletes for one of the most despised franchises (and most popular I guess) in sports. He’s hooked-up with some of the most A-list chicks in the biz, and unlike Mayer he doesn’t jam it down our throats with a thousand pictures in the press and page six columns every day. Sure the occasional semi-scandalist Jeter story comes out (which by-the-by giving gift baskets to chicks who spend the night?? Ummm, can you say… Sweet Prince?). But for the most part Jeets flies under the radar. I mean, you know who he is dating and he has that out in the open, but that’s the genius of it. He’s essentially Tiger Woods without the family and cheating and Perkins waitresses/pornstars. Bachelor life forever. Sorry Mayer, I’d love to be able to shred guitar, but 5 rings and being an MLBer is too hard to pass up.