Wow, it’s been a long run hasn’t it. It seems like just yesterday that those idiots in the motorcycle helmet, hip thrusting in the air and then going HAM to some techno beat put out this video on YouTube. At first I loved it. Thought it was hilarious. But then it went the way of Carly Rae, spawning all kinds of imitators. From d-2 football teams, to lax bros, to frat bros, to dweebs. Getting old in about 2 seconds. Everybody thought they had the FUNNIEST harlem shake video.
Most people are finally moving on. Realizing it’s not funny anymore. BUT just when you thought the Harlem Shake was finally dead and gone and everyone had put away their furry outfits and spandex, the Miami Heat come out with this god-awful mess. LeBron rocking a king outfit. Boshtrich going boshtrich. Birdman looking like a serial killer. The only dudes who didn’t look like assholes were Wade, for wearing a mascot head, and Chalmers for dressing up like Super Mario.
Let this be a lesson to everyone: the harlem shake is dead. No more recordings. No more uploadings. Go back to your shanties.