Gawker – A sale on french fries at McDonald’s Japan reduced the cost of a large-size order to a paltry sum that encouraged local kids to start throwing so-called “potato parties” which mostly consisted of buying ridiculous amounts of fries and spreading them “feast-style” across multiple trays.
Now it all makes sense why the Japanese are soOoO much smarter then Americans. While we’re busy stuffing our fatty faces with fatty pizza at the local fifth-grade pizza parties, they’re having delicious “potato parties.” Ya know, potato parties. Where you just stroll into a McDonalds and literally order every fry they have in the building. Maybe a couple Welch’s grape sodas if your lucky. I mean while we’re smashing are faces full of pepperoni and sausage, these kids are munchin out on carbs and salt, all while solving chemical engineering problems on their iPhones. I think the first order of business to get ‘merica back on the educational track is adopt these freedom fry parties. And it wouldn’t hurt to get every kid a pair of glasses bc they will automatically look 10x smarter.