Hands down the winner for best 10 seconds in relationship history. Pushing your girlfriend off a cliff, and her breaking up with you 2 seconds later. And to the guy’s defense (not like he needs it because he looks like the happiest guy in the world), but this is such a girl move it’s insane. Like, you don’t just wake up one morning and decide to go jump off a cliff attached to a rope. This obviously had to have a lot of thought go into it. So, the fact that she was about to chicken out and her boyfriend gave her that metaphorical (literal) push off the mountain just shows what a strong bond they have. “I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!!” Did you see the joy on that guys face? Probably not because he was on the ground laughing so hard. Looked like he just won the Powerball. Best breakup over.
P.S. If he doesn’t use the Gilmore line next time he’s on the prowl he’s missing out on a golden opportunity. “Oh what happened to your girlfriend.” “My girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”