New York Post – A Brooklyn man faked his own kidnapping because he was terrified of his lover’s wrath. Rahmell Pettway, 36, told cops he spent two weeks away from his Bedford-Stuyvesant home — and then staged the crime to explain his absence to his girlfriend. But his poorly executed plan unraveled when the cops who found him hog-tied in the street noticed the roll of duct tape still dangling from his wrists.
Ya know that one friend you have who has a girlfriend and all they do is fight. It’s gotten to the point that no one really cares or takes notice anymore because that’s like their thing. Sometimes they’ll be cool and fun to hang out with, but you know at some point the shit is gonna hit the fan and the girlfriend is gonna get pissed. They fight so much that everyone wonders why the hell they are going out. Verrrrry Ronnie and Sammi. Most guys just get some balls and end it. Well, Rahmell Pettway isn’t most guys.
This sad schmuck hates his mrs. so much that he’s willing to fake his own kidnapping just to get away for two weeks. Because when you just bounce on your girlfriend for two weeks you’re gonna need an air-tight alibi. What better way then to get the cops involved, right? “Sorry hun, but like I told the cops I was kidnapped…so…please don’t get mad at me.” Probably didn’t see this blowing up in his face and the cops actually investigating his alleged kidnap. Oh well, at least the girlfriend hopefully got the message and dumped his ass.