Arkansas — A 28-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after allegedly trying to flee the scene of a car crash in her son’s battery operated toy truck. Police say Jamie Craft was drunk when she crashed her Grand Am into the side of a mobile home. Witness say Craft got out of the car and jumped on to Power Wheels truck and sped off. According to police, Craft was pretty irate when they caught up with her as well as being without any pants. They say she was also very drunk, with a blood alcohol level of .217, which is 3 times the legal limit.
Does it get any more hillbilly then this? Drunk driving your Grand Am into your double-wide and trying to get away in your kid’s Power Wheels, all with no pants on… in Arkansas? I mean, I guess the only astonishing thing in this story is that her kid had a Power Wheels truck. Must’ve stolen it off some rich kid in the town over because those things ain’t cheap. At least not in my day. The worst part about the Power Wheels though is that they always had to be charged, (like a hybrid before its day) and it was never charged up. It’s a good thing this mother-of-the-year candidate at least had her kid’s wheels fully charged. Good news, bad news situation. Good news is the getaway car has full juice. Bad news is the getaway car tops out at 5 mph.
Lets hope her husband bails her out by supper time. ROLL THE TAPE!