That’s the sad version of that song. Like the one they used in Remember The Titans. You know, when Gary Berteir died. Not the one that they use in hoops when a player fouls out, where it’s all funny and satirical and shit. Make no mistake this is a sad day for the Viking faithful. Percy was having an MVPeterson type season before he got injured last season. Just him and AP ripping up defenses, while Ponder just tried not to throw a pick. Now, it looks like he’s shipping off to greener pastures. Make no mistake, Percy wanted out of Minnesota from the jump. Going from Gator Nation to freezing ass nips in Minnesota. Went to the NFC Championship his rookie year with the Ole’ Gunslinger, and after that just shit. 6 wins. 3 wins. 10 surprising wins last year. Whatever. He’s dead to us now. Have fun in Seattle loser.
P.S. Nice twitter avatar hollywood
Double P.S. While writing this blog I went from 1) shock 2) sadness 3) pure, unadulterated, hatred. Like red in my eyes hatred. I hope Pursestrings pulls a Sidney Rice and breaks his hip.
Triple P.S. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE PERCY! I didn’t mean it. Just come back to Minnesota. Things’ll be different. You’ll see. It’s not that cold…Percy…Perc?
P.P.P.S. Good! Then get the hell out of my Life! Who needs you? Beat it! Leave me alone.