Iowa– A national convention will bring hundreds of people to eastern Iowa next week with the goal of giving rural, single, farm folks the chance to meet each other.
Oh hell yeah! It’s time to grab your best overalls and flannel tees and hit the barn house in Cedar Rapids, right?! I mean I’ve been a pretty big skeptic of all these online dating sites, offering the moOoOst comprehensive analysis to find the perfect match for you. Taking test about your feelings and how you would spend your most romantic night. I mean how reliable are those things, right? You gotta get out there in the open and meet your one true love. And what better way than a Singles Convention in Iowa? Just drinking moonshine and square-dancing with livestock and cornfields in the background. Sounds majestic. One thing might lead to another and by the end of the night your rolling around in the haystacks with some girl in her daisy dukes listening to some Alan Jackson and talking about what your gonna name your kids. This sounds great. Agriculture Singles Events are the new mixers. In case you didn’t know, now you do.
P.S. If you feel like doing a google search of “hot farmer” for god sake make sure you put “girls” at the end of that. “hot farmer girls.” DON’T FORGET TO PUT GIRLS AT THE END!