NYdailynews – Pro poker player Greg Raymer busted in prostitution sting. Known as ‘Fosilman,’ the veteran player may have known when to hold ’em, but not when to fold ’em as he responds to an ad about prostitutes posted by cops in Wake Forest, N.C. Raymer received a misdemeanor prostitution charge.
Shocking stuff here. This guy, who looks like he’s pushing 4 bills, has to pay for sex? No WAY!! So does this answer the age old question if money can buy happiness? I mean, he did win $5mill in a poker tournament. And he is apparently using that money for pleasure, sooooo…… Anyway I could actually care less, this guy creeps the shit out of me. I feel bad for actually posting that mug shot. What I find actually shocking is that this guy won the WSOP nearly 10 years ago (he won it in 2004). Has it really been that long? I feel like it was only a couple years ago when poker was like the hottest thing in America. ESPN pumping out the Tuesday night poker night all the time. And remember that show Tilt?
Now do you remember? Weird stuff. I feel like everyday I see another sign that I’m getting older and older. And it’s not cool signs like BuzzFeed’s newest list of “How Awesome It Is To Be A Kid Who Grew Up In The 90’s.” It’s signs like doing my taxes, seeing Facebook groups that say “University of [insert school here] Class of 2018,” google searching what age Selena Gomez is, and realizing my poker obsession is over 10 years old. Scary stuff. Scary, scary stuff.