Yahoo – We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood’s greatest treasures: Chuck Norris’s beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris’s face. Now — sadly — the beard is no more.
I for one am at a loss for words. Why did you do this Chuck? You look like Jamie Lee Curtis would look if she got fat. It is not a good look. The cartels will now most assuredly win the war on drugs now. You think they will be scared by a beardless Chuck Norris. Not a chance. This is not the face of a man that strikes fear into the hearts of bad guys. This is a face that says, “hey would you like a Werther’s Original young man?” No sir I would not. I want you to go back to kicking ass and reffing dodgeball games. That is the Chuck Norris America not only deserves, but needs. If that beard is not back by July 4th the terrorists have won.
PS – Any excuse to show this video.