DailyMail – Reality star Rob Kardashian has been accused of stealing a photographer’s camera equipment after he was snapped shirtless on Wednesday. According to law enforcement who told TMZ, the snapper in question has now filed a robbery report. She told police that Rob took her camera’s memory card in an effort to stop the shirtless images from being released to media outlets.
You know the old phrase, there’s no such thing as bad publicity? Some people agree with it, some disagree. But that’s like the Kardashian calling card. Sex tape? Here’s a show on E! 72 day marriage? Here’s $15Mill Kim and Kris. Baby with Kanye West? You’re officially famous for the rest of your life. When you think selling your sole, the Kardashians are pretty much the closest thing to it. But Rob here is playing things differently. While Kim is getting crushed for her baby weight, and Kloe is constantly getting destroyed for her figure, Rob is off stealing memory cards from the paparazzo. Not exactly the standard move from the Kardashian playbook, but you kind of gotta respect it. Yeah he put on 50 lbs, but he’s back on the horse, he’s got a trainer, he’s gonna get thin again (he better because I seriously have no idea who my new celebrity doppelganger is… Maybe Ricky Ulman…is he even famous?). The paps are just gonna have to wait for the before and after pictures, which I’m sure will be sold to the highest bidder for millions, and lead to E!’s new summer show “How Rob Got His Groove Back”
P.S. That was literally the smallest picture I could find of Rob.