Did we just get Kazaam’d all over again? What is this suit? Metallic glitter? Look, I’m sure it’s not cheap to get tailored suits for 7-footers but that doesn’t mean you got to go to the clearance rack. How long has Shaq been out of the league? Did he not realize the geek chic movement for NBA stars right now? That skinny ties and tight pants are in? C’mon big fella, I know you’re busy on TNT as Charles’ sidekick, and that new show Upload is an acutal thing and not a joke, but try to keep up with the times. You’re only the ninth player in Lakers history to get your jersey retired. Try not to look like it’s 1999 and you’re flying to outer-space.
Fun Fact: Shaq’s first album, Shaq Diesel, went platinum
Funner fact: Shaq has a song ft. Notorious B.I.G. – Can’t Stop The Reign. I could make this up but no would believe me if it weren’t for the internet.