Oh I don’t know, taking pictures with fans? Shout out to former boybander and Cincinnatian Nick Lachey? Signing autographs an hour before first pitch? Yeah I think you’re pretty relaxed and ready to mash. I mean I’d like to sit back and say I hope he has a good game, but you don’t just rock a Playboy shirt like that if you’re a bench player hoping to go 1-5. The thing drips confidence. My prediction, DatDudeBP goes 3-5 with 3 RBI’s. Anything less I’d be shocked.
P.S. Sporting the Twitter handle “Two Foot Fred” is about as sneaky genius as it gets in the twitter world. Oh you wanna make fun of me because I’m short, I just 8 Mile’d your punchline before you could even say it. Nice Try.
P.P.S . Hey Lachey, nice work buddy.